Alternatif KPDS soruları
Alçıtepe Aile Çay Bahçesi’nin sunduğu “Üzüntü ve Muz Kabuğu” devam ediyor…
71. You were arrested because of killing your boss. You are on the gallows. Hangman wanted you to say your last words. What would you say?
A) Dude, give me a cigarette!
B) Objection!
C) I believe reincarnation.
D) What if God were one of us…
E) Brother, how are iddaa results?
72. In the evening, you came to your home. When you opened your bedroom’s door, you saw your girl/boy friend with a girl/guy. What do you say, huh? (Look at that question, what can be said in this case?)
A) Say salavat, I am going to shoot you.
B) This is not problem for me.
C) Go to other room, I’m very tired and I have to sleep.
D) My god, make me blind!
E) God damn it!
73. You are ill. You went to your doctor. He looked to results and told that you will die in three months. What can you say? (Can you say something? Heheh..)
A) If you change my results, I would give you 50.000 $.
B) Killing me softly..
C) If I die in two months, I would kill you but I don’t know how will I do?
D) I didn’t like this joke.
E) Why did you say this suddenly?
74. Tomorrow is Monday. You have to get up at six o’clock, because your office is far to your home. Midnight… (Imagine that, that’s very fantastic) Your neighbor is making a noise. You can’t sleep. You stand up and say:
A) Honey, bring my rifle!
B) I make noise better than you.
C) Selamün gavlen…
D) Is our director sleeping?
E) I have better to sleep in balcony.
75. You’re invited to your friend’s birthday party. But you don’t know other persons. You are very bored. You want to go to your home. But they are insisting on that you stay. Tell them your discomfort but politely (but no very politely, don’t make drawn your charisma) (I admit that the last clause is very very Turkish).
A) I must go to toilet.
B) My mother told me not to be late.
C) My mother told me not to eat your cake.
D) My mother told me not to talk with you.
E) My father beat my mother so I must go earlier.
TEST BİTTİ ÜZERİNİ ÖRTÜNÜZ.
